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As You Know, We Do Not Tire of Brief Notes on the Importance of Proofreading

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Filed Under: we're here to help
22 comments:
Ben said...

Oh....I don't know maybe he implies...Your next...husband?

I'm just trying to help the guy here

September 2, 2010 8:21 AM
J. A. Platt said...

And this is why I will NEVER get a tattoo with words in it.

September 2, 2010 9:34 AM
Margaret Yang said...

The really, really, really sad thing is that majority of people I know would see nothing wrong with this.

:::headdesk:::

September 2, 2010 10:06 AM
Gayle Carline said...

I believe he means he's your next guy to put on the FBI's Most Wanted list. Yep, just cuff him now.

September 2, 2010 10:41 AM
Ross said...

Maybe it is 'you r next' much more grammatically correct. Okay, maybe not.

September 2, 2010 10:52 AM
Brandi G. said...

Maybe he was trying to go for "You R Next?" Lol.

September 2, 2010 10:56 AM
Sam Hranac said...

On his thumbs are an "'" and an "E". He's actually a great editor, but terrible at small motor control. He can't keep his thumbs in the right spots.

September 2, 2010 11:54 AM
maine character said...

Maybe he hates his English teacher and sent him this as a Christmas card.

September 2, 2010 12:33 PM
Tahereh said...

i don't understand the problem.

September 2, 2010 1:07 PM
The Rejectionist said...

YOUR NEXT UNICORN
YOUR NEXT SNACK
YOUR NEXT PAIR OF FOUR THOUSAND DOLLAR SHOES IS TOTES A GIFT FROM ME, SAYS THE UNIVERSE

September 2, 2010 2:00 PM
Jess Haines said...

Well... at least it isn't a Twilight tat.

Heh.

<3,
-J

September 2, 2010 4:00 PM
CKHB said...

Could be worse.

September 2, 2010 4:22 PM
Michelle said...

YOUR NEXT CORONARY HEART ATTACK, COURTESY OF MOI

September 2, 2010 5:03 PM
Jodie said...

You know another word is somewhere on his body, you just have to find it. That's the fun. He's a fun guy!

September 2, 2010 5:43 PM
triceratophat (Em) said...

Fixed.

September 2, 2010 5:59 PM
The Rejectionist said...

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA TRICERATOPHAT ALWAYS WINS

September 2, 2010 6:07 PM
The Rejectionist said...

"Fuck the systsem" is pretty good too, though.

September 2, 2010 6:08 PM
adam.purple said...

I'm thinking he likes anagrams. Rye nut ox?

September 2, 2010 9:30 PM
Lydia Sharp said...

Oh, you guys... I laughed so hard at these comments (and links) that my stomach cramped. No need for crunches today. Thanks.

September 3, 2010 7:25 AM
Sam Hranac said...

triceratophat, thank you. I KNEW he was a sensitive guy!

September 3, 2010 12:50 PM
CKHB said...

"TRICERATOPHAT ALWAYS WINS"

I have no argument with this conclusion. HAH!

September 3, 2010 1:19 PM
Jan Markley said...

At least he used an active rather than passive sentence! Direct and to the point and no adverbs or adjectives! Well done!

September 5, 2010 1:30 AM
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