Maine Character - that's exactly what I was going to say. CLEARLY, that guy's a Jedi.
Ink - you took my other comment. I, too, have always wanted a ground sloth, and once watched a documentary about the idea perhaps some still remain in the Amazon. (Mapinguari, they called it.) I foolishly got my hopes up, but, you know, ground sloths do that. They get your hopes up, only to squash them under a metric ton of slow moving bulk.
In any case, I am left without anything original to say.
The life of the sloth looks extremely similar to the first 4 hours of my day (especially the butt scratching/yawning and collapsing whenever they are sat on the ground part) ...
Here is the true sloths tale (Maybe the best SNL skit of all time ... if you're drinking liquid, stop now for it may squirt out of your nose soon):
YUK - I bet it's full of fleas and other nasty hoppy bitey minute creatures...it needs to have a go with the Ladyshave as well...I'm with Sierra Godfrey on this one...I bet it has REALLY smelly poo, too. Judging from that silly smile on its face I bet its just done a whoopsy (Brit slang for poo) on that yellow towel thing - YUK!
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My lord! How did you get a copy of my husbands baby photo?????
Love the "Lady and the Tramp" scene.
And that last one - whoa. You just know he's a Jedi.
Now I want a nap. Or a good scratch.
So cute!
Come to my neighbourhood - there's lots!!!
Apparently, some sloths move sooooo slowly, that they turn green from algae growing on their fur.....my god, I need a life.
Maine Character - that's exactly what I was going to say. CLEARLY, that guy's a Jedi.
Ink - you took my other comment. I, too, have always wanted a ground sloth, and once watched a documentary about the idea perhaps some still remain in the Amazon. (Mapinguari, they called it.) I foolishly got my hopes up, but, you know, ground sloths do that. They get your hopes up, only to squash them under a metric ton of slow moving bulk.
In any case, I am left without anything original to say.
The life of the sloth looks extremely similar to the first 4 hours of my day (especially the butt scratching/yawning and collapsing whenever they are sat on the ground part) ...
Here is the true sloths tale (Maybe the best SNL skit of all time ... if you're drinking liquid, stop now for it may squirt out of your nose soon):
http://www.hulu.com/watch/17201/saturday-night-live-sloths
i know you secretly SQUEED OUT LOUD when you watched this, didn't you!
SO ADORABLE.
(SHOW US YOUR HEART OF GOLD.)
i want a slothhhhhhh
I just showed that video to my little guy, and he was ooo-ing and awww-ing with me. Sooo adorable.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER! and usually im not into that whole 'cute animal' stuff.
It got a little gross when they start eating and you notice their sweaty little noses, but honestly, it made them even CUTER, if possible.
Cripes those are disgusting animals.
Fascinating for their slowness nonetheless.
I mean, pig snouts and vile claws, peeps.
It's a good thing these animals smile, or else you'd have to shoot them on sight.
Word verification: wooked
As in, I wooked at the itty-bitty sloths and they were so cute I fell in wuv!
Gah! I lurve sloths! SO friggin' cute. And I agree... that last sloth...total Jedi
Easily the best thing I will see for the foreseeable future. SIGH.
Who'd have dreamed that sloths could be so cute?!? Thanks for sharing.
YUK - I bet it's full of fleas and other nasty hoppy bitey minute creatures...it needs to have a go with the Ladyshave as well...I'm with Sierra Godfrey on this one...I bet it has REALLY smelly poo, too. Judging from that silly smile on its face I bet its just done a whoopsy (Brit slang for poo) on that yellow towel thing - YUK!
I don't want to own a sloth. I want to convince everyone that I AM a sloth. "No.......I..always..move this...slowly.....must..nap...now....."
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