Conversations With Our Support Team

REJECTIONIST: BUT WHAT IF WE ARE SECRETLY A LOSER OF NO TALENT AND NO ONE LOVES US AND IN A FEW YEARS WE ARE SO INCAPACITATED BY OUR OWN FAILURES AS AN ARTIST THAT WE BECOME UNABLE TO LEAVE THE APARTMENT AND MUST TRAIN THE CAT TO CARRY A SMALL BAG TO THE LIQUOR STORE AND FETCH OUR FIFTHS OF BOURBON FOR US GAAAAAAAAAAAAH

SUPPORT TEAM: That would be a really amazing children's movie.