We Are No Stranger to the Joys of Bribery
Monday, September 14, 2009
We'll guarantee a book deal for the first person who sends us a pair of these. Okay. Thanks.
We'll guarantee a book deal for the first person who sends us a pair of these. Okay. Thanks.
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You're going Borg! How cybernetic of you.
Bionic enhancement sure doesn't come cheap, though. 80 bucks? Wowzers.
They're handmade by Axl.
Uh WOW! Don't know if I could get away with wearing those to work.
I did notice they don't come in XL.
Whoa! Slutty! LOVE IT!
I wonder if I can get a pair in time to wear to neice's wedding this Saturday--she's a lawyer and a tad stuffy. those would perk the wedding right up . . . and afterward!
I'll send them, but only if you wear purple or red ankle boots with them. That is my one, very important, condition ;).
I know whats going at the top of my Christmas List!!!
I MUST HAVE THEM.
I feel so conflicted. On the one hand I am pro-PANTS (fie on thee, leggings!) but, on the other foot, I am pro-LAME (lah-may, as in: garish golden "fabric" and, also, lame, as in: the nerdly and or stupid).
What to do? Aw, heck. I'll just send them and sell my anti-leggings soul for a book deal. I don't need that soul if the dignity is already gone, eh?
Size, please.
Yes but they dull and scratch upon repeated wearings. But that first time...would probably be like all firsts, unforgettable. (My verification word was hotho. LOL!)
Sure, I can do that. What's your address? (grin)
Size? Shipping address? Would you like them wrapped in gold? Or platinum?
Dear Rebecca, we were actually planning on wearing them with these.
Leggings+Boots+The Rejectionist=An Unstoppable Force
I'm sorry people, but no one should be unleashed with that much power. Not even a book deal is worth that.
(Though in a few months when my book is finished the planets might have realigned in such a way as to smile on such a convergence of forces.)
Okay, I expect compartments to slide open on those boots and hidden laser weapons to emerge. For those serious, no frills type rejections.
Eat laser death, evil query.
(It helps to have good squint as you say that... and stubble. Though, admittedly, the stubble goes less well with the leggings and boots. But I'll let you work it out.)
'Fess up - these were stolen from the Barbarella wardrobe, weren't they?
OMG! Those are fantastic :D! Here's hoping Christmas comes early and someone sends those over to you ASAP!
Wow. Is that all it takes to seal a deal with you folks?
This explains quite a lot, really. Thank you.
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