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2009-12-21T00:31:59.750-05:00

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Is it hillbillies or hillbillys or hillbilly's...

2009-12-21T00:14:42.888-05:00

Is it hillbillies or hillbillys or hillbilly's (hillbillies?) Either way they've been overlooked. I don't think this was coincidental. Hmmmm....? Very strange, very strange indeed.

Is it hillbillies or hillbillys or hillbilly's...

2009-12-21T00:13:27.975-05:00

Is it hillbillies or hillbillys or hillbilly's (hillbillies?) Either way they've been overlooked. I don't think this was coincidental. Hmmmm....? Very strange, very strange indeed.

2009-12-21T00:12:47.333-05:00

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2009-12-21T00:11:50.721-05:00

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"Wifebeater's" Ah, but does it make...

2009-12-19T08:28:30.934-05:00

"Wifebeater's"

Ah, but does it make a difference if they are Stanfield's or Jockey's?

Man, if Jesus can't get the apostrophe right, ...

2009-12-18T09:39:33.290-05:00

Man, if Jesus can't get the apostrophe right, what hope do the rest of us have?

But those are all the reasons I like living in Bro...

2009-12-17T21:28:33.516-05:00

But those are all the reasons I like living in Brooklyn in the first place.

You know, all he had to put was "Entertainmen...

2009-12-15T10:46:44.499-05:00

You know, all he had to put was "Entertainment Industry Performer's" That would've covered everything.

No republican's, or mime's ?

2009-12-14T21:53:48.071-05:00

No republican's, or mime's ?

2009-12-14T18:51:05.783-05:00

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At least they got the part about Scientologists ri...

2009-12-14T18:19:37.393-05:00

At least they got the part about Scientologists right (excluding the superfluous apostrophe, of course)...

Since churches are tax-exempt institutions, doesn&...

2009-12-14T16:31:21.778-05:00

Since churches are tax-exempt institutions, doesn't that constitute "receiving" a benefit from the government?

I guess they don't want Medicare when the time...

2009-12-14T13:54:49.430-05:00

I guess they don't want Medicare when the time comes.

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Loretta. Thank you. I feel much better knowing ...

2009-12-14T11:39:51.479-05:00

Loretta.

Thank you. I feel much better knowing who Emo is. I appreciate that you clearned this whole thing up. It all makes perfect sense now.

Emo. That swine. I sure hope he repents of his devil loving ways.

Repent, Emo, repent!

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2009-12-14T10:01:26.818-05:00

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I feel like if you're a writer, you love all o...

2009-12-14T08:22:33.482-05:00

I feel like if you're a writer, you love all of these people. The world would be a much less exciting place if we were all like Kirk Cameron or, dare I say, MEL GIBSON?!?

I'm not saying racist's or LIBERAL'S are cool (I mean, seriously, when is the las time a liberal was in the White House?) but they do add a certain flavor the world that helps us write fun and interesting and important literature. I was reading this just thinking that this is exactly why I love the Earth... It's like that Gary Larson cartoon where God has Earth on a baking sheet and he's pouring a salt shaker labeled 'Jerks' on it. The caption reads "There, that should spice this up a little bit."

So in conclusion: I like all these people (minus racist's and wifebeater's) and I even have a soft spot for jerk's like the guy (or gal) holding this sign. Without you, the world would be a much more boring place.

Okay, Emo I know. Emo was the nickname of a wrest...

2009-12-13T23:47:41.030-05:00

Okay, Emo I know. Emo was the nickname of a wrestler I went to high school with. (His last name was Emerson.) We had fourth hour typing together (remember typing? Anyone? Before keyboarding came along?) and, since those electric typewriters were expensive, state-of-the-art machines and all, the teacher always locked the door when we left for lunch and then we'd have to wait in the hall for her when we came back from class. There was this obnoxious little red-headed sophmore boy who would always taunt and pester the seniors every day until Emo tied him up in his own sweatshirt and locked him in the nearest open locker.

That's probably why Emo's going to hell. All those times he locked the obnoxious sophomore in a locker. Although, as a wrestler, wouldn't he already be covered under Sports Nut's?

This list is so confusing. Okay, so I get that we're all going to hell. But how do we know who's going to hell for what?

Okay, this really is hilarious. And the comments ...

2009-12-13T23:12:22.717-05:00

Okay, this really is hilarious.

And the comments are even funnier.

But there is one thing I didn't understand: what is an Emo and why do they love the Devil?

I mean I get why envionmentalists love the devil, those swine, but Emos?

What is an Emo?

Bwwwaaaahhhaaa! What Bible did this nut read? Also...

2009-12-13T16:38:53.987-05:00

Bwwwaaaahhhaaa! What Bible did this nut read? Also, I fit into more than one category on there. Funny, rapists and child molesters aren't mentioned, just perverts, which probably means porno lovers to the child molester that made this list. LOL.

2009-12-13T16:36:16.229-05:00

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Loud mouth women and ENVIRONMENTALISTS!! Climate c...

2009-12-12T21:49:56.889-05:00

Loud mouth women and ENVIRONMENTALISTS!! Climate change experts in league with the devil?

Reading that, I kept wondering "Sport's N...

2009-12-12T18:50:47.336-05:00

Reading that, I kept wondering "Sport's Nut's" what?
"Abortionist's" what?
"Wifebeater's"what?
It really distracted me from the message.

While I agree with a few--mind you, not all--of th...

2009-12-12T16:11:37.259-05:00

While I agree with a few--mind you, not all--of these, this is way overboard and totally misses the loving your neighbors bit.

Please, people, remember that not all Christian fundamentalists are like this.

Some of us can spell.

P.K's has to be pre-K. Can't trust those ...

2009-12-12T15:16:58.570-05:00

P.K's has to be pre-K. Can't trust those sweet, innocent 4 and 5 year olds =)