tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post5566935288173773181..comments2010-01-22T13:42:22.794-05:00The Rejectionisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06092116746268072592noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5900521193686037622010-01-22T13:42:22.794-05:002010-01-22T13:42:22.794-05:00Number 5 made me pee myself.Bethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12680443616002300791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-47353374968204304622010-01-07T05:30:25.619-05:002010-01-07T05:30:25.619-05:00Poor assistants. There isn&#39;t enough assistant love in the world.meaganskhttp://meagansk.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-21789222477940468742010-01-06T22:26:51.351-05:002010-01-06T22:26:51.351-05:00Is that a still shot from the movie Willow? If it is, should I be really embarrassed for recognizing that? Madmartigan was my hero for at least a week in sixth grade. (Oh, who am I kidding, he&#39;s still my hero, even now that Val Kilmer is fifty years old).Christianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10990365703155013032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-24357376925896504622010-01-06T09:47:49.917-05:002010-01-06T09:47:49.917-05:00*lolz* at Janet Reid.<br />I read a lot of short story slush for a lit journal. I feel your pain. I rejoice in your wrath.<br />You tell &#39;em!Fawn Neunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03430266551248332700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-45896436248758186452010-01-06T00:35:39.719-05:002010-01-06T00:35:39.719-05:00Thank you for once again lighting this dark and bitter cold winter with the spark of your humor. :)Loretta Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02253542701930736398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-24647007953975069042010-01-05T23:09:09.890-05:002010-01-05T23:09:09.890-05:00Please stop posting pictures of me on your blog.Janet Reidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00615380335938685231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5542523383591203302010-01-05T22:31:48.498-05:002010-01-05T22:31:48.498-05:00I had one of those weird in a twisty-wtf-omg-help! kind of day. I needed this! Thanks :)Jemi Fraserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02214408467456320167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-84770517364492909222010-01-05T21:57:33.089-05:002010-01-05T21:57:33.089-05:00I seriously want your job.theresehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14624202282411832436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-54122411566576353492010-01-05T21:54:07.177-05:002010-01-05T21:54:07.177-05:00If I were an agent, I’d have this done in bronze, nail it to my office door with huge spikes, and then drape it in rusted barbed wire, bent in the shape of Wingdings.<br /><br />(I hope that wasn’t obsequious.)maine characterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15026970188928733645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-50765299372566552032010-01-05T21:23:07.918-05:002010-01-05T21:23:07.918-05:00Your posts always make my day.<br /><br />I love your tags: We hates it, yet we&#39;re here to help. Oh! The loving hand of correction!Susan Quinnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07348197999397141067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-6972339141365850022010-01-05T21:19:24.136-05:002010-01-05T21:19:24.136-05:00Ah, the joys of returning to work. New year, same ol&#39; sh@t.Ulysseshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11702993322170403647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5691379671789834832010-01-05T16:14:58.155-05:002010-01-05T16:14:58.155-05:00Thank you thank you thank you<br /><br />I laughed. The people in McD&#39;s think I&#39;m crazy as the news channel is discussing something about terrorists. LOL<br /><br />I needed the laugh. Just got back to WA state which took 3 and a half days because of two flat tires, one on the New Year&#39;s Eve to New Years time slot. <br /><br />**Has anyone ever tried to get ahold of any tire 24 hour service 20 miles from nowhere between 5 am and 10 am New Year&#39;s Day. Yeah. Can we say hangover?<br /><br />I love the new guideliness and I think maybe you should send serial killer&#39;s address to police anyway just for putting you through it.<br /><br />Happy 2010 EveryoneLeonahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11786326364037397675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-14349521344929530562010-01-05T15:43:05.140-05:002010-01-05T15:43:05.140-05:00I think somebody needs bran.Keith Schroederhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00224167617509338587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-51091943206803317962010-01-05T15:12:09.204-05:002010-01-05T15:12:09.204-05:00Crush dreams? <br /><br />Nay, my prayers are answered. The scathing wit of Oscar Wilde and the fearsome mojo of B.A. Baracus dwell within thee.jmartinlibraryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11518086626337975099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-75479229128392482902010-01-05T15:00:46.287-05:002010-01-05T15:00:46.287-05:00Dang, know I shoulda got my psychic query in before December 31...Rhiannon Harthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03611927348379723038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-21504945839936558582010-01-05T14:07:16.538-05:002010-01-05T14:07:16.538-05:00Here&#39;s to a better economy in 2010--ie, more people back at their day jobs instead of creating crap that clogs up the Assistant&#39;s inbox.Jillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05173785684131445232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-80201222770480942012010-01-05T13:52:54.745-05:002010-01-05T13:52:54.745-05:00Mysteriously, in spite of agents being like like GODS, a great deal of utter complete tosh gets published that then sells like 20 copies. I wonder if there&#39;s lots of good stuff - the light matter to the tosh&#39;s dark matter - that doesn&#39;t get published in compensation? Or is that too complicated.Hodmandodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08536884736928320856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-80726780550889644612010-01-05T13:31:44.099-05:002010-01-05T13:31:44.099-05:00Ok, so psychic powers are out.<br />But what if i use - wait for it - Jedi Powers? Eh? Eh?<br />Surely that&#39;s much coolerFalenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02795455714801965956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-57703503671288818702010-01-05T13:30:25.197-05:002010-01-05T13:30:25.197-05:00You just sobered up from New Years Eve, didn&#39;t you?Marsha Sigmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11095210839900479297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-44673463919077865042010-01-05T13:19:34.564-05:002010-01-05T13:19:34.564-05:00Number nine is one for the ages.Laurelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06120847492230531939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-28550670609597662472010-01-05T13:13:18.433-05:002010-01-05T13:13:18.433-05:00Cuter than me? I prefer to think of you as EQUALLY as cute as me, in that we would go out bar hopping and discuss fine books/ make dirty literary puns whilst adorable men-folks&#39; heads explode from our wit/charm/gorgeousness/puns. Oscar Wilde enough for ya? Ha!<br /><br />*crickets*<br /><br />Maybe I&#39;ve said too much.Lucy Woodhullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10772331811727392601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-46436375215954026482010-01-05T12:23:31.118-05:002010-01-05T12:23:31.118-05:00Hilarious. However, regarding #4, my 5-yo son thinks I&#39;m a dead ringer for Cinderella and I wouldn&#39;t even need to send her picture because who doesn&#39;t know what she looks like? Never mind that she&#39;s blond and I&#39;m brunette -- I&#39;m sure for the big bucks she&#39;d be willing to dye it for the role. Happy 2010!Kristihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05255908019822363456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-63661471556461479292010-01-05T12:01:47.071-05:002010-01-05T12:01:47.071-05:00That post was F@%&amp;&#39;n awesome!!Sean Patrick Reardonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14051252366031997054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-50722313220185491232010-01-05T11:46:18.002-05:002010-01-05T11:46:18.002-05:00I am pyschically querying you right... now...Jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09581880415411016683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-77944359405626640082010-01-05T11:38:32.837-05:002010-01-05T11:38:32.837-05:00Once more I am amazed by the people on this planet. And not in a good way. :)Brandi G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16655707567309926694noreply@blogger.com