<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post5047462911339903346..comments</id><updated>2010-07-23T16:35:06.660-04:00</updated><category term='publishers marketplace'/><category term='cordelia fine'/><category term='movies'/><category term='please send drink'/><category term='jury duty'/><category term='Submission Guidelines'/><category term='cherie l&apos;ecrivain'/><category term='daniel handler'/><category term='prizes'/><category term='self-promotion'/><category term='emily horner'/><category term='all the punks got is each other'/><category term='queries'/><category term='take a look it&apos;s in a book'/><category term='you&apos;ll be sorry when we&apos;re famous'/><category term='bookstores'/><category term='sending our love'/><category term='office 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hand'/><category term='seattle'/><category term='osa'/><category term='lola pants'/><category term='GAAAAAAAAAAAH'/><category term='joyce johnson'/><category term='lyn miller-lachmann'/><category term='alumni'/><category term='writing'/><category term='affectionate sendoffs'/><category term='fiction week'/><title type='text'>Comments on The Rejectionist: Even The Old Spice Man Would Be Cranky If He Lived...</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/feeds/5047462911339903346/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html'/><author><name>The Rejectionist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06092116746268072592</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tqVlqoetzjI/SoMzhXohosI/AAAAAAAAAAY/PZDujn_jNxo/S220/episode3_JRGrievous_willowhomage_GeneralKael1.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-4116745923982625487</id><published>2010-07-23T16:35:06.660-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-23T16:35:06.660-04:00</updated><title type='text'>That explains your greatness. Or your drinking.</title><content type='html'>That explains your greatness. Or your drinking.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/4116745923982625487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/4116745923982625487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279917306660#c4116745923982625487' title=''/><author><name>Sam Hranac</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08497847902463757400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_QA84tVAa0GM/SDi1IaRgjGI/AAAAAAAAAAM/jfOS1NyHsiA/S220/samh.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1528120146'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-3939600979902224231</id><published>2010-07-22T20:35:26.345-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T20:35:26.345-04:00</updated><title type='text'>THE REJECTIONIST ALREADY LIVED IN SEATTLE. But tha...</title><content type='html'>THE REJECTIONIST ALREADY LIVED IN SEATTLE. But thank you anyway.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/3939600979902224231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/3939600979902224231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279845326345#c3939600979902224231' title=''/><author><name>The Rejectionist</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06092116746268072592</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='03865415439957987492'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tqVlqoetzjI/SoMzhXohosI/AAAAAAAAAAY/PZDujn_jNxo/S220/episode3_JRGrievous_willowhomage_GeneralKael1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2046515331'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-7687474450515395765</id><published>2010-07-22T19:39:30.594-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T19:39:30.594-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Move to Seattle.  It&amp;#39;s only 64 and sunny :)</title><content type='html'>Move to Seattle.  It&amp;#39;s only 64 and sunny :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/7687474450515395765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/7687474450515395765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279841970594#c7687474450515395765' title=''/><author><name>weekilter</name><uri>http://openid.aol.com/weekilter</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-841907449'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-2099270827511878710</id><published>2010-07-22T13:56:01.419-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T13:56:01.419-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I thought the points for flexibility were what cou...</title><content type='html'>I thought the points for flexibility were what counted?  And here I&amp;#39;ve been doing my yoga like a SUCKER.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/2099270827511878710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/2099270827511878710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279821361419#c2099270827511878710' title=''/><author><name>Lucy Woodhull</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10772331811727392601</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06731974669954204821'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_667_ntHzWCQ/SqL80JEwXKI/AAAAAAAAAD4/e56uDrUIGbM/S220/Lucy-for-Avatar.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-599586759'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-6656413261570640201</id><published>2010-07-22T13:30:31.630-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T13:30:31.630-04:00</updated><title type='text'>OMG JOHN SCALZI IS ON A HORSE MADE OF DIAMONDS.</title><content type='html'>OMG JOHN SCALZI IS ON A HORSE MADE OF DIAMONDS.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/6656413261570640201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/6656413261570640201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279819831630#c6656413261570640201' title=''/><author><name>Tahereh</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03111022596822176769</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00964321302609066888'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-172120404'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-8589651292754250480</id><published>2010-07-22T12:47:35.685-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T12:47:35.685-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Just practicing this &lt;a href="http://www.weather.c...</title><content type='html'>Just practicing this &lt;a href="http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Seattle+WA+98115" rel="nofollow"&gt;link thing&lt;/a&gt;. Did that work?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/8589651292754250480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/8589651292754250480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279817255685#c8589651292754250480' title=''/><author><name>Sam Hranac</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08497847902463757400</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_QA84tVAa0GM/SDi1IaRgjGI/AAAAAAAAAAM/jfOS1NyHsiA/S220/samh.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1528120146'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-1776131135461690768</id><published>2010-07-22T11:30:08.924-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T11:30:08.924-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Old Spice man might be cranky, but I&amp;#39;ll be...</title><content type='html'>The Old Spice man might be cranky, but I&amp;#39;ll bet he smells a *$&amp;amp;#*$ sight better than the gentleman with whom I just shared a blessedly short trip in the elevator.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean, if you&amp;#39;re going to train for the big race this weekend, have the common decency to jog on home and &lt;i&gt;shower&lt;/i&gt; before coming into the library.  Or at least dry off---humidity &lt;i&gt;damages books,&lt;/i&gt; people.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/1776131135461690768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/1776131135461690768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279812608924#c1776131135461690768' title=''/><author><name>Sarah W</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13265589529909793312</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-552220243'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-8566314553718203484</id><published>2010-07-22T11:15:54.203-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T11:15:54.203-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This summer is evil and is slowly eating my applia...</title><content type='html'>This summer is evil and is slowly eating my appliances. It was so hot yesterday my refrigerator gave up. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&amp;#39;m going to reread that excellent article and while I drink all the cold milk in the office fridge.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/8566314553718203484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/8566314553718203484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279811754203#c8566314553718203484' title=''/><author><name>J. A. Platt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03579737369756389484</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02111296990519705656'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-109551068'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-369026828806221950</id><published>2010-07-22T10:54:29.981-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T10:54:29.981-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I don&amp;#39;t know how to post a link in a comment t...</title><content type='html'>I don&amp;#39;t know how to post a link in a comment thread! I&amp;#39;m not smart enough!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/369026828806221950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/369026828806221950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279810469981#c369026828806221950' title=''/><author><name>Keith Popely</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18414205709400912353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15955005923409843192'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y_mPhKm0nE0/SUAXDB8YCnI/AAAAAAAAAAk/H5Zp79w60PE/S220/Picture+1.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1576258067'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-2870955081986014312</id><published>2010-07-22T10:35:51.957-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T10:35:51.957-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ah, but the Old Spice man is keeping cool in the l...</title><content type='html'>Ah, but the Old Spice man is keeping cool in the library!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ArIj236UHs</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/2870955081986014312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/2870955081986014312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279809351957#c2870955081986014312' title=''/><author><name>Nic</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09976083496071257594</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1933642175'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-3506710376066431023</id><published>2010-07-22T10:15:19.964-04:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T10:15:19.964-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Best. Article. Ever.

Quotable:

7. What if I send...</title><content type='html'>Best. Article. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quotable:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. What if I send something out and it gets rejected?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you mean “if”?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. I’ve sold an article! I’ve sold two! Should I quit my day job?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hell, no. Don’t be an ass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---&lt;br /&gt;Seriously. That&amp;#39;s the best article I&amp;#39;ve read all week.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/3506710376066431023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/5047462911339903346/comments/default/3506710376066431023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html?showComment=1279808119964#c3506710376066431023' title=''/><author><name>Lydia Sharp</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15328254761920829040</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06437637551892957318'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='23' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V6vx-3cF7yw/SlacC_RYYTI/AAAAAAAAADs/7kUXXROBEo4/S220/blueeyedbrunette2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.therejectionist.com/2010/07/even-old-spice-man-would-be-cranky-if.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-5047462911339903346' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1682617387341023338/posts/default/5047462911339903346' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-606053250'/></entry></feed>
