tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post212906347463549990..comments2009-11-04T07:41:19.191-05:00The Rejectionisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06092116746268072592noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-71105224179894550372009-11-04T07:41:19.191-05:002009-11-04T07:41:19.191-05:00OMG, CHERIE, ANYTHING YOU WANT, IT&#39;S ON ME. <a href="http://www.thetemplebarpub.com/whiskeys.htm" rel="nofollow">CLICK HERE</a>Lydia Sharphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15328254761920829040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-13041100026759530682009-11-04T03:50:57.759-05:002009-11-04T03:50:57.759-05:00When did Fred Durst become uncool? I mean, is he so bad that you put him in the same company as Glenn Beck? Seriously. <br /><br />Well...I know that the lead singer of Creed is officially a douchebag, but I thought that Fred was still okay.<br /><br />No?<br /><br />Oh well.Portuguese cunthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07255293343641053930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-8210560884120074922009-11-03T23:53:49.254-05:002009-11-03T23:53:49.254-05:00Wow!<br /><br />But, can I attend the Forest of Endor event in your place?<br /><br />(Never mind, I can&#39;t afford a babysitter. And I&#39;m guessing that cost isn&#39;t covered by the host.)myimaginarybloghttp://myimaginaryblog.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-72735616420361275872009-11-03T23:52:05.802-05:002009-11-03T23:52:05.802-05:00Sorry, anicalewis. Sometimes my mom can be really annoying.<br /><br />Kidding....really...Marsha Sigmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11095210839900479297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-86082361544172563032009-11-03T23:43:34.920-05:002009-11-03T23:43:34.920-05:00Oh my God! She thinks like me! And, judging from the comments section, there are other people in the world who think like me too!<br /><br />. . . you know, I honestly don&#39;t know if that warms my heart or just really scares the hell out of me . . . .Loretta Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02253542701930736398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-29189238095336175522009-11-03T22:34:10.405-05:002009-11-03T22:34:10.405-05:00I love this. I have to say, as a library employee, that that cell phone incident happens near me about once a day. And that&#39;s if we&#39;re lucky - if we&#39;re not, they&#39;ll be answering the phone with something more like a half-shouted, &quot;I said I was at the library! The f*ck&#39;s wrong with you?&quot;anicalewishttp://anicalewis.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-1860729141726100642009-11-03T16:28:53.808-05:002009-11-03T16:28:53.808-05:00Huh. People who say &quot;brah&quot; go the the library?<br /><br />Also, this is wondrous. My husband does not quite understand yet that me working on the book is the only think keeping my head attached to my neck most days. Almost, but not quite. And now back to my regularly scheduled crippling anxiety cocktail.Lucy Woodhullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10772331811727392601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-77997915440230163432009-11-03T16:02:23.632-05:002009-11-03T16:02:23.632-05:00Excellence. Thanks for reading my mind.Donna Gambalehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00317767593205769881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-44087303958226081082009-11-03T15:35:24.843-05:002009-11-03T15:35:24.843-05:00I like this. We have to find the time to write and since we can&#39;t pimp out our husbands or give away our kids...that means our social life suffers. <br />Friends have to understand and make do with promises of many thanks in the front of the novels we eventually have published.Marsha Sigmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11095210839900479297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-33440664419382180082009-11-03T15:34:40.132-05:002009-11-03T15:34:40.132-05:00Oh that is gorgeous! Thank you, Cherie!Katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16995806117529635229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-56878764818880448592009-11-03T15:09:22.148-05:002009-11-03T15:09:22.148-05:00P.S. Dearest [loved one], before you complain about my attitude, please explain to me why you have never bothered to take the time to buy or read my books?Marilynn Byerlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16720129999636676998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-82716253370545181842009-11-03T14:08:54.981-05:002009-11-03T14:08:54.981-05:00YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Perfection, as always.Kirstin Cronn-Millshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06815815955431611447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-3493091059310205482009-11-03T14:04:27.880-05:002009-11-03T14:04:27.880-05:00That is pure genius! I&#39;m holding on to this for future use. Thanks, Cherie, for making my day!Lizzy Masonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09296235910844800986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-61815685356540518292009-11-03T13:31:14.414-05:002009-11-03T13:31:14.414-05:00Wow - I think you are reading my mind. That letter is a classic! :)Susanne Savillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10765213850455904878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-82736558758857932582009-11-03T13:28:24.061-05:002009-11-03T13:28:24.061-05:00Thank you, Rejectionist. :) Now we know what to say to our future mother-in-law.Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10647676688357758965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-39797064936116438432009-11-03T13:02:23.722-05:002009-11-03T13:02:23.722-05:00&quot;...makes me want to self-induce some sort of crude lobotomy by banging my head against the hardwood floors of my apartment until I mercifully black out.&quot;<br /><br />I feel you. I really do. This succinctly states my feelings on so many days. <br /><br />Thank you for writing from the heart, Dear Rejectionist. :)Wendy Sparrowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06240583852940769313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-1367459777824862282009-11-03T12:47:33.633-05:002009-11-03T12:47:33.633-05:00I LOVE this! I think I&#39;m going to have to forward it to everyone I know.Stephaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10803630489423453297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-89268234510910040392009-11-03T12:39:48.661-05:002009-11-03T12:39:48.661-05:00Absolutely brilliant! (So brilliant that I created a Google account for myself just so I could sign in here to say how brilliant it was.) Truly inspired. A shame, though, that it&#39;s too long to have tattooed on my forehead.dana phttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13262247331504776109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-27811320147345781892009-11-03T11:58:23.099-05:002009-11-03T11:58:23.099-05:00Awesome! The Closet People Hater&#39;s Guide to Good Manners. <br /><br />Thanks!Pamala Knighthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12823051545160002135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-86826268160537889222009-11-03T11:29:07.708-05:002009-11-03T11:29:07.708-05:00loved that. Feel better now?Jenny Gardinerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11958016422431736544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-64385430974640140002009-11-03T10:14:39.082-05:002009-11-03T10:14:39.082-05:00Sheer brilliance and will no doubt serve as a template for future personal correspondence. Yours is much kinder than my version:<br /><br />&quot;According to Emily Post, I am not obligated to attend more than one of your showers. Furthermore, also according to Emily Post, it is downright rude for you to invite me to more than one. After all, they aren&#39;t really parties. They are just a socially acceptable form of asking other people to buy you stuff.<br /><br />By the way, I already bought your gift. It&#39;s a hardback copy of Emily Post. I&#39;ll go ahead and send it over since you no doubt need it to navigate the prenuptial festivities without alienating all your friends. If you make them mad enough no one will come to your baby shower and you&#39;ll end up buying your own Diaper Genie.<br /><br />I&#39;m delighted for your joy.<br /><br />Best WishesLaurelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06120847492230531939noreply@blogger.com