tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post212565386221314264..comments2010-03-22T23:02:40.079-04:00The Rejectionisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06092116746268072592noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-13972079686171970662010-03-22T23:02:40.071-04:002010-03-22T23:02:40.071-04:00I would love to see that e-mail posted on the Passive Aggressive notes site. Although I&#39;m guessing it was probably more aggressive than passive.stacyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03365582623380288038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-10898287283452890712010-03-22T12:50:01.247-04:002010-03-22T12:50:01.247-04:00Oh, to be YOU for a day. Haha.Lydia Sharphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15328254761920829040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-70911956826325893762010-03-21T11:22:28.775-04:002010-03-21T11:22:28.775-04:00If it&#39;s any comfort, we have someone in our office who sends regular emails to the whole group telling asking us all if we are so lazy and stupid we have to steal her milk instead of nipping across the shop. Naturally each of these emails is followed by an upsurge in targetted milk theft. :)Hagelrathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12876050775872445521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-35455503616927308732010-03-21T01:04:12.633-04:002010-03-21T01:04:12.633-04:00It&#39;s stark. Beckettian, really.JShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13974691019739092440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-9152786220782091402010-03-20T21:18:51.895-04:002010-03-20T21:18:51.895-04:00THIS IS MADNESS<br /><br />this. is. triscuit. man!<br /><br />*boots down a hole*Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07079557797478488058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-82663803227193671162010-03-20T11:07:32.052-04:002010-03-20T11:07:32.052-04:00This is my favorite post yet.Empress Awesomehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07712340272157084662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-66377209194654396172010-03-19T22:40:20.713-04:002010-03-19T22:40:20.713-04:00When I had to return the rental cat some weeks ago, his toy mouse was nowhere to be found. <br /><br />Some days later the mouse re-appeared. And yes, it looks real, particularly in the middle of the night, on the floor in the kitchen.<br /><br />(Did you know grown human beings can leap onto kitchen counters in one single bound? me either)<br /><br />All this to say: I still have the mouse. Given the mouse security deposit was retained by the rental cat wrangler, the mouse is now mine.<br /><br />And I think the mouse would like to move to Manhattan and live in a box of Triscuits.<br /><br />Oh yes I do.Janet Reidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00615380335938685231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-91885851259367073112010-03-19T21:50:36.623-04:002010-03-19T21:50:36.623-04:00I am a Cheeze-It fan myself. . .Rosemaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18227816471665255882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-86489302836048263132010-03-19T21:29:21.279-04:002010-03-19T21:29:21.279-04:00Oh, Marsha Sigman, I adore you now. Licking off the salt--diabolical and fun!lora96http://www.blogger.com/profile/08171062741089674769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-66045746558622799912010-03-19T21:26:51.585-04:002010-03-19T21:26:51.585-04:00Oh go eat the friggin triscuits. For us.<br /><br />Let freedom ring.<br /><br />And CvP needs to hide his snack food in his desk if he is soooo weird about the lowly assistants looking ravenously in the general direction of his cardboard Nabisco tasties.lora96http://www.blogger.com/profile/08171062741089674769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-11726012391955935802010-03-19T18:21:45.069-04:002010-03-19T18:21:45.069-04:00I think perhaps the Triscuits escaped during the night to return to Triscuitland to fend off the invading Ritzinites that had dipped, cheesed, and guacamoled the countryside. Little Triscuitans were set afire by flombe catapults. Whole towns were covered in ranch dip. Pieces of mystery meet were scattered as far as the eye could see.Christi Goddardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08590491851753709622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-51017771306338651482010-03-19T16:03:27.826-04:002010-03-19T16:03:27.826-04:00I can totally understand if they were the Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits. I love those things! Much better than plain old regular Triscuits.Thermoclinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01875497784895433255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-71901864325685870342010-03-19T14:44:24.235-04:002010-03-19T14:44:24.235-04:00What the hell are Triskets? Are they chocolate? Are they rum filled?<br /><br />Then who the hell wants them anyway?<br /><br />I would lick all of them and put them back.Marsha Sigmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11095210839900479297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-18275214290604720212010-03-19T14:39:48.077-04:002010-03-19T14:39:48.077-04:00I suggest a conspiracy. You need to make CvP think he is<br /><br />1) Losing his mind <br /><br />and<br /><br />2) ate his OWN damn Triskets and FORGOT!<br /><br />You&#39;ll have to buy some Triskets to crumble in his desk drawer, and then plot with the other assistants to corroborate things you&#39;ve SEEN CvP DO (that he will not remember)-perhaps starting with walking from the kitchenette to his office with said Trisket box.Watery Tarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17599570189253229318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-75000556078900268332010-03-19T14:09:47.636-04:002010-03-19T14:09:47.636-04:00Poor Steve. It&#39;s so hard when you have to stick to the letter of the law like that.<br /><br />Rejectionist- Intra-office politics are very entertaining on television. Perhaps you should propose a sitcom or reality show--where you have laser vision.<br /><br />Creitnous could be the first person voted out of the office!<br /><br /><br />*fantasizes*atsikohttp://atsiko.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-62097894147814464782010-03-19T14:08:24.224-04:002010-03-19T14:08:24.224-04:00From: Cretinous van Poopypants<br />To: Everyone*<br /><br />Dear Other People,<br /><br />I have recently come to realize you other humans exist. How did I come by this knowledge, you may ask? Well, I opened my cabinet to discover that SOME OF MY TRISCUITS HAVE BEEN EATEN!!!1!<br /><br />My assistant whatserface counts them upon an evening and this morning s/he discovered that 14 were missing! Do we not pay our underlings enough? Enough so that they do not pilfer TRISCUITS?! I say dock their pay! Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?<br /><br />I demand the return of my TRISCUITS immediately, with interest. Find the culprit! I AM IMPORTANT, DAMNIT!<br /><br />Hugs &amp; etc.,<br /><br />CVP<br /><br />*Except assistants - assistant aren&#39;t peopleLucy Woodhullhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10772331811727392601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-4250192381352522492010-03-19T13:38:25.545-04:002010-03-19T13:38:25.545-04:00I thought Triscuits *were* health food.<br /><br />Poor &quot;Steve&quot;. I mean you gotta feel sorry for the guy, caught between two boisterous personalities like that.alaskaravenclawhttp://alaskaravenclaw.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-28267809416039634262010-03-19T12:57:17.406-04:002010-03-19T12:57:17.406-04:00You should now begin to sprinkle triscuit crumbs randomly around the office. At the printer, at the fax machine, in the men&#39;s bathroom. CvP will be on the case!Joseph L. Selbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11851550951042358953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-91719408975329666852010-03-19T12:27:32.503-04:002010-03-19T12:27:32.503-04:00That&#39;s just...priceless. <br /><br />Nothing like a bit of office drama to brighten up a Friday. :)Brandi G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/16655707567309926694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-35040971315727313762010-03-19T12:06:26.937-04:002010-03-19T12:06:26.937-04:00AGED, BEARDED CAVEMAN: &quot;Mwahahahaha!&quot; (runs out back door, Triscuits clutched securely.)Levihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13498975427402417860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-46424190983751001082010-03-19T12:00:31.266-04:002010-03-19T12:00:31.266-04:00Perhaps the frozed piss cubes should be emptied into the triscuit box. Or the raw shrimp. Either will do, really.<br /><br />I think Cretinous might be a villian escaped from a Dickens novel. Fagin, Scrooge, Cretinous. It fits.Laurelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06120847492230531939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-59601165500989634192010-03-19T11:47:10.320-04:002010-03-19T11:47:10.320-04:00Ooh, that&#39;s my next novel: <i>The Triscuit Affair</i>Inkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09555071335245492790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-72989796874481789492010-03-19T11:24:23.363-04:002010-03-19T11:24:23.363-04:00Shall we all pull together and send c a box of triscuits?Sugarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01847639596079213091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-86281163380383764112010-03-19T11:01:00.456-04:002010-03-19T11:01:00.456-04:00Sadly, I consider Triscuits a health food.Maryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16854988307087656003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1682617387341023338.post-45716152093822233492010-03-19T10:58:18.560-04:002010-03-19T10:58:18.560-04:00Poor Assistant. I know Cretinous eats your food all the time, and I have been meaning to tell you about: ThinkOfThe(dot)com. They make anti-theft sandwich bags with mold imprinting. So at least you can save your lunch, and pray that Cretinous chokes on one of his precious Triscuits.Rachel Menardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10021632240283151780noreply@blogger.com