Comments on The Rejectionist: Stuff We Did This Weekend; Or, Our Life Is Queries...

Long gratuitous boob shot sounds ok to me.

2010-01-22T09:11:35.947-05:00

Long gratuitous boob shot sounds ok to me.

This is possibly the best blog post I've ever ...

2010-01-15T18:41:36.238-05:00

This is possibly the best blog post I've ever read. EVER.

Clearly you were concentrating really hard on NOT ...

2010-01-14T20:39:57.479-05:00

Clearly you were concentrating really hard on NOT THINKING ABOUT QUERIES NOT THINKING ABOUT QUERIES NOT THINKING ABOUT QUERIES during your run.

You had me at "kittens." And, thank yo...

2010-01-12T13:29:32.597-05:00

You had me at "kittens."

And, thank you for allowing me to check another movie off my list of ones-I-thought-I-wanted-to-see-but--don't-have-the-time-as-am-a-mother-of-a-toddler-anyway! (could have written like ten pages in the time it took to insert those hyphens).

Sounds a bit like the life of a writer - always wo...

2010-01-12T12:03:33.256-05:00

Sounds a bit like the life of a writer - always wondering if something will work on the page. Most usually the answer is yes. Most times I don't even realize I'm doing it.

Querying someone on the subway comes off as a bit - desperate.

And now I might watch the first 15 min. of Daybreakers and leave the rest. At the very least I won't be disappointed (winks).

Holy. Crap. This is what I miss when I take a few...

2010-01-12T08:27:40.797-05:00

Holy. Crap.

This is what I miss when I take a few days to jam on my MS. Wow! I am still choking on my oatmeal over the whole shampoo thing. I know dirty boys are weirdly sexy, but there is, in fact, a limit. Even if you're Ethan Hawke.

All I got the last time I went running was my eyelashes frozen together. Shows you what I know. I need to find me a freaking parade!

Thanks for the laugh :)

Well, I laughed out loud this morning when I read ...

2010-01-11T23:27:50.846-05:00

Well, I laughed out loud this morning when I read this, which is a great way to start a Monday. Thanks!

Le Rej: Thou must needs give up on the formerly a...

2010-01-11T21:28:03.658-05:00

Le Rej:

Thou must needs give up on the formerly alluring (circa 1994-1995) Mr. Hawke. He is greasy. The age of grungy charm is over. If tempted to see another of his films, read "The Hottest State," his horrid first novel. Yours truly purchased it in a fit of Reality Bites-ing glee only to throw it across the room in a teenagerish fury, muttering, "Thisss issss craaaaaap!"

I love Lydia's "form rejection" thou...

2010-01-11T19:40:05.379-05:00

I love Lydia's "form rejection" thought. Would have been fun!!

I am surprised that the fellow on the subway worke...

2010-01-11T18:23:32.573-05:00

I am surprised that the fellow on the subway worked up the gumption to pitch on his book, despite your broadsword and fearsome skull-helmet.

"How does this lion kill in such a way that i...

2010-01-11T18:19:27.342-05:00

"How does this lion kill in such a way that it's not obvious that a wild animal killed these people?"

Duh. With his KATANA! :D

But seriously, we want to know more about the parade. Cause that sounds awesome.

(Also, you're right--why can't Ethan Hawke use shampoo? :( That made my eyes burn in the early 90s, and it does now, too.)

Ultraviolet: the movie by which I base all other m...

2010-01-11T17:57:04.377-05:00

Ultraviolet: the movie by which I base all other movies, for nothing could suck as much as that one did. First fifteen minutes=Awesome! Fell asleep for the rest of it just to not pull my hair out.

Did you get to ride on a float? Ride a unicycle? H...

2010-01-11T17:55:01.551-05:00

Did you get to ride on a float? Ride a unicycle? Hoist the flag of Le Rejectionista?

Right up until the lion part I was thinking 'T...

2010-01-11T17:54:17.949-05:00

Right up until the lion part I was thinking 'This is already a film with Bruce Willis in it right?'. If that ever makes it to book then screen I vote Keifer Sutherland for the lead role because he already has lion down (I swear that is not an attempt at a pun he was the voice of a lion once).

Obviously this movie took place after the Great Br...

2010-01-11T16:51:03.564-05:00

Obviously this movie took place after the Great Bra Apocalypse....duh.

I'm rooting for the lion, that's all I hav...

2010-01-11T16:46:45.861-05:00

I'm rooting for the lion, that's all I have to add.

Srsly on the bras thing. And wtf was with the endi...

2010-01-11T15:18:51.705-05:00

Srsly on the bras thing. And wtf was with the ending? (slight spoiler alert)

"Crap, our plan has been foiled!! ... I know! Instead we shall ride off dramatically into the sunset! ... With no real plan after that. Whatevs. Who needs a denouement?"

The Lion, The Pitch and the Wardrobe Malfunction k...

2010-01-11T14:46:46.021-05:00

The Lion, The Pitch and the Wardrobe Malfunction kind of weekend, huh? We feel your pain. Or we are the pain. I forget.

(LOL! Word verification: brests. Profane, I know. Leaving out the letter A like that.)

Great. Somebody stole my lion serial killer story ...

2010-01-11T14:22:45.588-05:00

Great. Somebody stole my lion serial killer story idea.

Silly Ink, Trix are for kids! Lol, Loretta, that ...

2010-01-11T14:06:14.596-05:00

Silly Ink, Trix are for kids!

Lol, Loretta, that made my day. Well, that and the lion.

Was it called "The Lion, of Which there's...

2010-01-11T14:00:17.654-05:00

Was it called "The Lion, of Which there's a Global Probe"?

aww that makes me sad about daybreakers. I guess i...

2010-01-11T13:51:43.265-05:00

aww that makes me sad about daybreakers. I guess i will be waiting for the blu-ray

Daybreakers does indeed cause epic disappointment....

2010-01-11T13:22:34.185-05:00

Daybreakers does indeed cause epic disappointment. Even Ethan's (aka Grease Bucket's) grungy sexiness couldn't salvage it.

What was the purpose of bra-less beauty anyway? Other than an excuse for bra-less-ness? What, no romance? No gratuitous sex in manner of True Blood?

All systems fail. I want my $10 back, please.

theresamilstein, obviously the lion poisons...

2010-01-11T13:19:24.432-05:00

theresamilstein, obviously the lion poisons them.

Silly Ink! A lion can't drive a moped! He ju...

2010-01-11T13:05:57.343-05:00

Silly Ink! A lion can't drive a moped!

He just rode in the sidecar. The gorilla from Murders in the Rue Morgue did the driving.

I love that you ended up in a parade. Have you ever seen My Fellow Americans? Were you in the middle of the All Dorothy Marching Band?

I love this blog! I love all the funny posts and I love all the funny people who comment on here! You know, when I'm reading blogs in the morning, I always save this one for last. You're brain dessert. :D