Comments on The Rejectionist: Today's Lesson

Finally! Speak the truth! I'm a teenage poet...

2009-09-24T22:02:14.979-04:00

Finally! Speak the truth!

I'm a teenage poet that lives in a hick town called McDonough, in a freaking hick STATE of... mind. Nah, just Georgia, actually.

But on to the real point here. I've only met a few strong-minded, capale, ... umm... (try to be nice) ... er, elders that have thought me capable of any logical or poetic thought.
(Pardon the French)

And I am fucking SICK of it, dammit!

Ha. Is the reason something about me...? Or about the generation? My peers? The age group? Modern society? Politics? Education? Crime? Risks?

I can't resolve that right now, now can I. Well, leave it to Beaver... er, Obama. Yeah. That guy.

I much preferred LORD OF THE RINGS when I was a ki...

2009-09-18T11:39:34.636-04:00

I much preferred LORD OF THE RINGS when I was a kid, when my 1st grade teacher read them to us over the course of the school year. I'd say kids are much smarter than most people give them credit for.

"That's Razelle? I was expecting somethin...

2009-09-18T10:21:53.609-04:00

"That's Razelle? I was expecting something less... less..."

"Less fuzzy?"

"Less fuzzy."

Okay, I couldn't resist.

Yes, this is much more fun than researching agetns...

2009-09-18T10:19:13.233-04:00

Yes, this is much more fun than researching agetns or stocking shelves. Which means, luckily for the Rejectionist, that I'll be here doing this ALL DAY. Oh the joy. I have smelling salts ready just in case people start fainting.

"Those are the screaming eels..."

2009-09-18T10:17:36.520-04:00

"Those are the screaming eels..."

Waahh! :'( While I've been slaving away a...

2009-09-18T01:19:22.585-04:00

Waahh! :'( While I've been slaving away at work all day you've been having fun quoting The Princess Bride. Not fair!

"What about the R.O.U.S.es?"

"But that's NOT what he said. He clearly said 'to blathe' and, as we all know, 'to blathe' means 'to bluff'. You were probably playing cards and he cheated . . . ."

And my favorite:

"As you wish."

:)

Point made. I'll send you all my wholly inappr...

2009-09-17T23:16:35.224-04:00

Point made. I'll send you all my wholly inappropriate material after 10 a.m.

Jesus god, keep your children. PLEASE. Kael was ju...

2009-09-17T21:49:25.639-04:00

Jesus god, keep your children. PLEASE. Kael was just doing his JOB. He doesn't LIKE BABIES.

This is awful. Almost as bad as the time I put a p...

2009-09-17T20:32:06.971-04:00

This is awful. Almost as bad as the time I put a pot bellied pig in an erotic romance, and the pig ate a roast pork. They didn't like that on the reviews blogs.

@Ink: Will said stolen babies be given book deals?...

2009-09-17T17:54:01.075-04:00

@Ink: Will said stolen babies be given book deals? If so, I shall include one complimentary basket for easy carting!

(I hates it when I leaves a comment on the wrong p...

2009-09-17T17:17:03.962-04:00

(I hates it when I leaves a comment on the wrong post, I hates it precious I hates it sss sssss.)

Which, of course, means the Rejectionist is com...

2009-09-17T17:15:59.234-04:00
Which, of course, means the Rejectionist is coming to kill us. Or possibly steal our babies. Either/Or.

I vote "steal our babies."

For example, with 265 million dollars you could bu...

2009-09-17T17:14:56.774-04:00
For example, with 265 million dollars you could build a super-awesome HP theme park somewhere besides Florida.

Nice ones, Lucy and Brandi. Good to see you've...

2009-09-17T16:50:08.042-04:00
Nice ones, Lucy and Brandi. Good to see you've joined the revolution.

"Kael's coming! Kael's coming!"

Which, of course, means the Rejectionist is coming to kill us. Or possibly steal our babies. Either/Or.

This is one of the reasons why I don't write Y...

2009-09-17T16:37:12.218-04:00
This is one of the reasons why I don't write YA or children's books--and then the fact that I don't really like children. That could be it, too. (Just kidding!)

My quote:
Sorsha: "What are you looking at?"

Madmartigan: "Your leg. I'd like to break it."

I am lost in this comment conversation. But on a ...

2009-09-17T16:17:09.393-04:00
I am lost in this comment conversation. But on a happy note...I am the 99th follower. I rock! (this was hip slang back in my day).

Also: Is this a kissing book? Ink: Maturity is o...

2009-09-17T15:44:04.027-04:00
Also: Is this a kissing book?

Ink: Maturity is overrated. Neener.

But you need to start them young! I find Colonize...

2009-09-17T15:41:55.358-04:00
But you need to start them young! I find Colonizers' Quarterly to be a bit advanced for the wee ones, so I get them Only The Disreputables Poop Weekly.

Wow, it's a good thing I've MATURED, or I&...

2009-09-17T15:37:41.116-04:00
Wow, it's a good thing I've MATURED, or I'd probably be quoting movies all over the place. Whew. Lucked out there.

Lydia, "My brains, your sword, his brawn... ...

2009-09-17T15:36:06.735-04:00
Lydia,

"My brains, your sword, his brawn... It can't be done. Now if only we had a Holocaust Cloak or something."

"You mean like this?"

"Where'd you get that?"

"At Miracle Max's. He said it fit so fine I could keep it."

"If we just had a wheelbarrow..."

"You mean like that one the albino had?"

"And why wasn't this listed under our assets? Hmmm?"

Ink, Sweet. We've totally nerdified the comme...

2009-09-17T15:06:25.588-04:00
Ink,

Sweet. We've totally nerdified the comments section (and I don't feel at all bad about this fact, just so you know).

"To the pain!"

Lydia, Addendum #1: "My name is Inigo Montoy...

2009-09-17T14:43:58.046-04:00
Lydia,

Addendum #1: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Addendum #2: "Anybody want a peanut?"

Addendum #3: "You've just made one of the classic blunders! The first, of course, is to never get involved in a land war in Asia. But the second, only just behind that, is to never make a bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line!" (Thud)

Ed. Anon., IQ test? No. A Psychological Assessmen...

2009-09-17T14:39:23.655-04:00
Ed. Anon.,

IQ test? No. A Psychological Assessment Test on the other hand...

Lydia, "What would you know? You're just...

2009-09-17T14:36:30.951-04:00
Lydia,

"What would you know? You're just a worthless peck."

Hehe.

I heart you. Colonizers' Quarterly...wah hahah...

2009-09-17T14:08:02.017-04:00
I heart you. Colonizers' Quarterly...wah hahahaha.