WHY DON'T YOU BID ON: A SIGNED ARC OF SHATTER ME

Today's SMORGASBORD BONANZA FUNDRAISER AUCTION item is a SIGNED ARC of beloved Rejectionist friend Tahereh Mafi's totally facemelting debut, Shatter Me. Probably you have heard of it because it is going to be the most famous book ever. It has got ACTION! ADVENTURE! HOT TEENAGERS!!! VILLAINS!!! And also SOME VERY STEAMY PARTS!!!! VERY!! STEAMY!!! EVERYONE wants one! You will be the coolest writer on the block with your SMOKING SIGNED ARC!!!

This auction is closed. Thank you, everyone!