Critiques! Terrible Internet Friends!

If you wish to rent a Rejectionist whilst supporting a good cause, today is the day! The Rejectionist critique auction is live at Kat's blog!

ALSO, we are a TERRIBLE INTERNET FRIEND, at the moment! Non-responder to emails! Lazy poster of blog posts! Cranky! There are like a billion advice questions people have asked us which we are currently ignoring! (Okay, that is perhaps a slight exaggeration.) SORRY. WE WILL GET BETTER SOON, PROMISE. ANYWAY why are you reading our BLOG or farting about on the TWEETER or sending us EMAILS, you PROCRASTINATORS, you should be WRITING A BOOK!!!! Hee hee hee. In the meantime, here are some kittens.