Some Opening Lines from Amazon Book Reviews of Dubious Quality

With a book of this length (380 pages) you would think you were getting a truly wonderful tale.

<3 <3 <3 this series its one of my favorite reads!!!!

i don't get it.

This book is wonderfully written, to put it bluntly, this is also the only book I ever shed a tear while reading it.

In the opening line of Anna Karenina, Tolstoy wrote these famous words, "Happy families are all alike, every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way".

It has something to do with Black people in Antarctica and some creatures from a Stephen King novel.

I am getting more and more disappointed with Amazon charging more than $9.99 per book, which was one of the reasons I bought the kindle in the first place.

The author is known for putting down other writers and positioning herself as the great genius hence a novel about a great woman genius.

Don't get me wrong- I'm not in the least bit homophobic.

It was crud I don't get It, where does the love story beings and where do It end Part one of the book was going so good I could not wait to the reach part two but as I read on to part two of the book I was lost I have read so many review's on how this book was so good and I said to myself I have to get this book but It was a waste of my time.