The Best Funny Idea A Person Has Had Recently
Tuesday, October 19, 2010

"By Jonathan Franzen" stickers, for all your impressing-people-on-the-L needs. From catandgirl.com. This lady also makes real funny comics and has a band called JENNY AND THE HOLZERS! !!! !!!!!!! Please buy a lot of stickers from her so she can afford to have a drink with us. Thank you.
Those stickers are too awesome!
SO MUCH LOVE for Cat and Girl. Everybody please start reading it regularly so we can all make references to Bad Decision Dinosaur together.
Also, if you give Dorothy a donation of $5 or more towards drink-getting, etc, she will draw you a picture of how she spends it.
PLUS if we get to meet her we will start our rival Morrissey cover band band "Kiki and the Smiths" and EVERYONE WILL WIN
I will have these stickers and FINALLY I will be able to read my dogeared copy of The Valley of the Horses on the subway without shame!
Also, when you start your cover band, what instrument will Lola Pants play?
She says she has designs on the theremin but we think she's just being pretentious.
Anyone who tosses out Stratemeyer jokes is cool by me.
Lola should try out an armonica. She is, after all, always licking her palms.
My plan is to buy many of these stickers, then, when my book comes out, sneak around to bookstores and stick them on it. It's bound to increase my sales, right?
omg. OMG. best idea EVER OMG.
That. Is. Awesome.
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