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Tuesday, October 26, 2010
in today's "Totally Misdirected Marketing Mass Emails" news, the Rejectionist has just received a missive from the publicist for Askmen.com, informing us that J-Franz and J-Franc have "both ma[d]e AskMen’s Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2010 list at #41 and #7 respectively." Now you know. Askmen.com determines these accolades by "using three impact categories: The degree of influence on the way men behave, the way men buy, and the way men think [emphasis theirs]." We present this item to you without further comment.
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J-Franz is influencing the way men buy? I mean, I bought Strong Motion, but that's it.
"The way men think"? And here I thought I had free will. Turns out I'm just a puppet in the hands of the Japanese-body-pillow guy from 30 Rock. Well, at least the pressure's off now.
They take credit for all that? Brave.
Wow, I'm so glad I'm not the target of marketing media using well-known women to influence the way I . . . um . . . never mind.
WHY IS THE REJECTIONIST NOT ON THAT LIST, is the real question.
"Missive." (Smiley face)
The Rejectionist uses the nicest words.
May I suggest the lack of
A) Beard
B) Axe Odor
C) Full sleeve tattoos
D) Discussions about Hemingway on this blog
I don't even know who those supposedly influential men.
And I'll readily admit that that makes me feel morally superior. Smirk.
We totally have a full sleeve tattoo.
photo evidence?
I realize I am the wrong gender, in so far as the reach of their influence, but who are these people?
Do you have the rest of the body, or just the arm?
Nice try, guys.
J-Franz made me do it.
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