Totes Amaze

Author-friend Triceratophat made this! It's amazing! NOW STOP WRITING BORING-ASS BOOKS ABOUT BORING-ASS WHITE PEOPLE HAVING BORING-ASS VOYAGES OF NAVEL-GAZERY AND PRIVILEGE IN TROPICAL DESTINATIONS FILLED WITH "FRIENDLY" "GENEROUS" "HUMBLE" "ENLIGHTENED" BROWN PEOPLE WHOSE APPARENT SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO BRING YOU A MOTHERFUCKING COCKTAIL WITH AN UMBRELLA IN IT WHILE YOU "LET YOURSELF GO" ALL OVER THEIR FUCKING BEACH. JESUS GOD PEOPLE IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK WE DON'T ASK MUCH.