The Rejectionist's First Query, Additional Supporting Documents
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Le R. Mère refused to relinquish custody of our first query unless we agreed to publish this item concomitantly, which we present to you without comment, other than to say apparently we were on a roll that day, and that this missive did not secure us an appointment with the president.
Dear Mr. Reagan,
I am going to Washington D.C. I will be there for three days, March 25th thru 28th. I want to see the White House. I am 7 1/2. I like you very much.
Wishing you well,
[The Rejectionist]
[Address]
p.s. My Mommy and Daddy always vote Republican!
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I got nothin' . . .
Priceless. I bet you were a cute kid.
The PS is my favorite. I love irony.
Oh that's priceless.
I helped lead my elementary school's Perot for President team in 1992. I...have no good defence for this.
Awwww. And in cursive too!
I have a weird nostalgic soft spot for Reagan because I learned my first big word from him. Redundant. Once I knew what it meant I was proud to use it constantly.
Weeping. Sobbing, hiccuping gales of laughter.
Le R. Mère is a shrewd bargainer.
Would she consider being my agent?
Ok, that's awesome. At 7 1/2 most kids are only writing to Santa.
That you even knew who was president is huge!lol
Okay, now I see where this is going.
I wrote a flaming diatribe of vomit soup to him at the same time. He sent me back a signed picture of him and Nancy. I kept it for as long as I could, but a drunken dart tournament reduced it to confetti.
Do we have the right to check out FBI file in this country? I would love to see that letter again.
i feel like i should hug you and never let go.
con·com·i·tant (kn-km-tnt)
adj.
Occurring or existing concurrently; attendant
(Just, you know, fyi and stuff.)
Dude. So were you as annoyed as I was when Samantha Smith got to go to Russia because she wrote to Yuri Andropov? SO MANY of us wrote to our own President and didn't get so much as a letter in return, let along a trip to D.C., and she gets a trip to RUSSIA?
W.T.F.
Also, my 2nd grade class voted to re-elect Carter. That is all.
My class voted in Gus Hall (Communist party) just for a change up.
So, how did the meeting go?!
Triceratophat, that's priceless! But, um, shouldn't the contents of that jar on the steps be, uh, trickling down? :-/
;)
Love the P.S.!
My class voted in Reagan. Wonder what the world would be like if Carter had been reelected.
these posts! are gifts! i am not sure that i can take this much amazing. (but i can definitely take a signed copy of THE MYSTERY OF THE GROWLING DOG.)
Le R! Le R! I have spent the week in the city of our birth, and have missed your wit!
Also - my husband also wrote a letter to Reagan.
I wrote a blog post about it last March.
Let me try that again.
(Sheesh)
triceratophat -
Lola Pants in Nancy's dress!
The Gipper growling for jelly beans!
The Kittyland mystery deepens!
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