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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Filed Under: holidays
14 comments:
Lydia Sharp said...

Totally snort-worthy. Love it. :)

July 4, 2010 11:39 AM
J. A. Platt said...

Now I know exactly what to do with my afternoon!

July 4, 2010 3:49 PM
Casey Lybrand said...

That is just. Yes.

You have good taste in bourbon. I hope you and Will are having fun today.

July 4, 2010 4:20 PM
Eric said...

I am actually weeping with joy. Genius.

July 4, 2010 4:29 PM
Bryan Russell (Ink) said...

Does this mean I can be Jeff Goldblum?

July 4, 2010 4:58 PM
Sarah W said...

What could be more American than a hot musician\actor (with the Midas touch, no less) and Kentucky hootch?

Though I'd argue that Adam Baldwin makes any production he's in just that much Mmmm Hmmm. But maybe that's just me?

July 4, 2010 5:09 PM
K. M. Walton said...

Since you are one funny human I'd like to share another bit o'funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzM2epS48YA

July 5, 2010 3:03 PM
Joseph L. Selby said...

Happy Independence Day, L.R.

July 5, 2010 9:32 PM
Tahereh said...

i fall a little more in love with you every day.

July 5, 2010 10:15 PM
Joseph L. Selby said...

...I don't know what it is about your blog that my comments get dropped so frequently. But I wouldn't want to shun you on such a joyous holiday, so once again: Happy Independence Day, Le R.

July 7, 2010 10:02 AM
The Rejectionist said...

We signed up for the special edition of Blogger that randomly silences white dudes HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Happy belated Independence Day to you too, Joseph Selby!

July 7, 2010 10:49 AM
Tahereh said...

YEAH im with Selby. i swear i commented on this post and for some reason it's not here.

:(

i basically professed my love for you all over again.

BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT SOOOOO

July 7, 2010 12:56 PM
Joseph L. Selby said...

I am white. I am male. I am oppressed.

*lifts fist in the air*

I hope some day I can throw off this yoke of oppression and be treated equally. *sniff, sniff* I will persevere. I will overcome!

July 7, 2010 1:31 PM
Joseph L. Selby said...

Ha! First post is back! I have overcome.

*VICTORY!*

July 8, 2010 9:42 AM
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