Goths In Hot Weather
Friday, July 16, 2010
Just over here waiting patiently for October to roll around so we can start dressing like a gay vampire again. Enjoy your weekend!
Just over here waiting patiently for October to roll around so we can start dressing like a gay vampire again. Enjoy your weekend!
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"Burn Burn, Burn Burn Hot Topic ... Burn it to the ground."
Your post reminded me of my favorite South Park episode. (I've only seen a few episodes, so I can't pull from the entire 15 season catalog, sadly.) It was the goth kids Vs the vampire kids, and it was pure gold! The kids sang a song with the lyrics quoted above ...
Leather and skinny jeans really isn't the most suitable attire for the heat, which leads me to ponder: Why aren't there more goths living in North Dakota?
We prefer the term, 'pansexual,' please. Mostly because we are huge geeky Torchwood fans.
And yes, there are two of us here right now--we would not presume to encroach on our hostess's right to the royal pronouns.
SERIOUSLY, it's too hot for 90% of my wardrobe. Especially the floor-length sexy trench. *wail*
Ahhhhhh..... cool, sleepy Seattle. 60 degrees F. The only down-side is our relative proximity to Forks.
Ha! Thanks for the laugh. It's been a loooong week.
Dude, I was totally about to go, "oh, I don't want to hear it until you've lived here in South Carolina where it's four billion degrees and 150% humidity and all about the intensity of my suffering,etc." and then I thought maybe I should check. And lo, NYC is actually WORSE OFF THAN WE ARE. Wow. My hats off to you and your suffering.
ALSO the important thing to remember is DOES IT SMELL LIKE POOP EVERYWHERE YOU GO IN SOUTH CAROLINA and ARE THE STREETS LITERALLY FILLED WITH GARBAGE and DO YOU HAVE TO RIDE THE SUBWAY WHICH IS 900 DEGREES AND FLOODING and ALSO SERVES AS A TOILET FOR MANY PEOPLE. THE REJECTIONIST WINS AT MARTYRDOM!
Warm cup latte and a cardigan, anyone?
Of course, if we wanted to leave our house and do something exciting after 8pm, that possibility exists. UNLIKE IN SEATTLE HA HA HA HA HA
Why wait? The melted mascara and face paint double as a Tammy Faye look. Too soon?
Like climb active volcanoes (sun sets around 10pm or so)? I think not. Still, there is the whole poo smell thing you have working for your fair city.
*ducks and runs like a cowardly Seattlite*
Le R - you win the Conditions Martyrdom Contest hands down.
But, madam, PLEASE ASK ME HOW FAR I HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET TO THE NEAREST BOOKSTORE.
And then, ASK ME HOW FAR I HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET TO THE NEAREST BOOKSTORE THAT IS NOT "Books-a-million"!
(Answers, 20 minutes and 40 minutes, respectively.)
Well, WE have to walk FIFTEEN MINUTES in HUNDRED-DEGREE HEAT to get to the awesomest indie bookstore in Brooklyn where the staff knows us by name and sets books aside they think we will like and there are really amazing readings every week and sometimes snacks and drinksies and next door there is a crepes restaurant with an actual cranky French chef. IT'S AWFUL
Also active volcanoes are SO 1980. Heh.
We're in a different time zone. 1980 is still 3 years away.
LOL. Where did you find that video? Was that Rick James? Bwwwaaahhaaa.
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