Special Guest Post: KARL MAKES BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENT EXCELLENCE O TINY ONES

GOOD TODAY FRIEND AUTHORLINGS! HERE IS KARL WITH A LIGHT-MESSAGE OF GREAT IMPORTNESS! THIS DAY IS A DAY OF EXCELLENT CELEBRATINGS THROUGHOUT ALL THE GALAXY! A DAY OF GLAD TIDINGS FOR THE LABORERS OF THOUGHT-WORDS! TODAY KARL BRINGS YOU THE BRIGHT-EMERGENT NEWS OF THIS DELIGHTFUL REJECTIONIST CREATION'S BIRTH-ANNIVERSARY! LET US ALL STAND TOGETHER O PETLETS AND CAKELINGS TO ISSUE FORTH WELL-WISHINGS! FOR KARL ALSO OFFERS SPECIAL ADDITIONAL POSSIBILITIES OF JOYFUL CLAMORING! LOOK TO KARL WHO SAYS TODAY WE SHALL REJECT THE DISPLEASING COWORKERS WHO TELL CREEPY JOKES! THE WRETCHED COUSIN WHO MAKES STATEMENTS OF NEFARIOUS RACISM! THE MOCKING NEIGHBOR WHO UTTERS SLANDERINGS UPON LADY-CREATURES! KARL SHOUTS WITH YOU TO UTTERANCE THE FOLLOWING: I REJECT YOU, FOUL GOBLIN-MINDS! I SEND YOUR UNLIGHT AWAY! LET US DO THIS IN GREAT HONOR OF OUR DELICIOUS REJECTIONIST-FRIEND WHO WISHES TO USHER ALL BEINGS FORTH INTO SELF-LOVE RADIANCE, BRAVE DEARLINGS! NOW JOIN WITH KARL IN A MIGHTY DESERT DANCE!

ALSO TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE BIRTH-ANNIVERSARY OF ALLEN GINSBERG! GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR ATOM BOMB, AMERICA!