Rejectionist Adventures: Montague Bookmill Edition
Tuesday, June 15, 2010

So Rejectionists, they are somewhat prone to melancholy, and tend to become very despondent over things like apocalyptic oil spills that are, you know, going to obliterate entire ecosystems, and gay people being given prison sentences in other countries, and terrifying hate crimes happening in this one, and other things of this nature that merely serve to remind us that we, as a species, are pretty definitively not going to make it, and we are going to do our damnedest to take out every other good thing on this earth when we go. You would think it'd be enough, for us people to fuck over every single human being in the global south, or whatever, but no; WE'RE GOING TO DROWN ALL THE GODDAMN POLAR BEARS AND BURN DOWN EVERY RAINFOREST, TOO. Sweet. Rejectionists: they get sad.

And what do Rejectionists do when they get sad? They go to bookstores. It's easier for us to believe that all is not yet lost when we are surrounded by books in some creaky old firetrap, the more mazelike and disorderly the better, whose front counter is so piled high with volumes the salesperson (who, in the very finest bookshops, is either nine hundred years old and eerily reminiscent of the ancient bookseller in The Neverending Story, or is a teenage punk peppered with piercings and sporting a scowl the size of Manhattan O BELOVED SURLY BOOKSELLERS, THE REJECTIONIST IS HONORED TO HAVE ONCE NUMBERED AMONG YOUR COMPANY) is entirely obscured. ANYWAY, all of this is to say, a couple of weekends ago we went on a field trip to the Montague Bookmill, which is one of those places that restores our oft-ailing hope that somehow, against all odds, humanity will get its shit together (i.e., that rich people will stop taking all the stuff).

The Montague Bookmill! It is magical. MAGICAL. It is like if someone went inside our head and made a bookstore out of what they found there. Room after room! in an old wooden watermill overlooking a river! and every room is filled with a lovely golden kind of light and shelves upon shelves of books, and the floorboards creak underfoot, and there are funny little staircases that don't go anywhere! and battered windows flung open to let in the hot almost-summer breeze! so that every room smells of green and blooming things and here and there a bumblebee will ramble across the sill humming quietly to itself! and all the corners have shabby old chairs in them, the most comfortable chairs you can imagine, that do not mind having feet put upon them, or being sat in crosswise, and have supported who knows how many generations of clever and thoughtful people ruminating about Shakespeare or gender performativity or the perfect spy novel or maybe just whether a piece of chocolate cake from the magnificently tasty bookstore café qualifies as a wholesome lunch as long as one also eats a salad! and if you feel like being in the out-of-doors, you can wander into a little wood, and put your toes in the merry babbling river, and pretend you are a hobbit and the worst thing on earth that could possibly happen is that someone will make you go fetch their treasure from a dragon. It is a kingdom we should like to live in forever and ever, and perhaps we will, when our work of the People's Revolution is done and we can watch the seasons change from an armchair by the window with a pile of books next to our feet.


You've found the mother ship.
how on earth did you get inside my house?? and why didn't you tell me you were coming?!
Two things that make me happy when I'm miserable: sitting in a bookstore, watching a movie in an empty theater. Happiness!
There once was a place across the river called The Book Barn. A quaint, hay-filled wonder-trust of words.
But what you found... methinks I see a summer road trip taking an afternoon detour.
Currently Google-mapping a trip to this place. Although--okay this may be irrelevant but, like you Le R., I am in a worried Doomsday mood--according to the NYT this morning, Google "works daily on building a giant brain that harnesses the thinking power of humans in order to surpass the thinking power of humans," so maybe this is not such a good idea. By the time I make it to the Bookmill, both my human self and books will be obsolete. If the end is nigh, I will be sticking it out in a bookshop.
I must make a pilgrimage to this magical place. I shall swing by on my way to slay the dragon. And by "dragon" I mean BP's CEO. And by "slay" I mean grumble obcenities at. And by "on my way" I mean I'm not going anywhere but to the bookstore.
If ever I am to have sex in a public place, let it be this one.
I want one.
Ah, the tingle in the veins, the flush of pleasure, the waves of light that wash over the head even before you open your eyes... yes, yes, the fix is good, isn't it?
Someday, you know in the future when the time comes, I'd like to die in a place like that. Then I could come back and haunt it and read. Wouldn't that be perfect?
I want to live there!
I'm going to claim cultural asylum in this place.
What a wonderful, beautiful place. I want it!
Okay, first of all, Sam, that was screaming AWESOME. Thank you :)
Secondly...oh. Just oh. I am organizing a summer road trip/pilgrimmage/journey to the Mother Ship to this place. You know how people always fantasize about what they'd do with the cashola if they won the lottery? How they'd buy a big fat mansion or a ton of really shiny cars?
Yeah. I'd turn my house into this.
And then I'd never leave.
Thanks, Le R :)
Paradise.
let's hide in there.
I was driving behind a pick-up truck in upstate NY a few weeks ago with this bumpersticker and wrote it down because it was so awesome. Now seeing the pictures, I definitely have to go. It's destiny or something.
Things to take into consideration that will make you feel better.
No other species has ever "made it" either, so really, if we die off, that's par for the course.
For all our might, there is little we can do that can turn the world into a worthless rocky. We are not as mighty as we think we are.
Eventually all these horrible people will die and come back as a species they in a previous life set on the path of extinction. Life is ironic like that.
I'm with Laurel. Definitely the mother ship.
It is soooo beautiful!! What could be better than that?
We have to drown the goddamn polar bears. They're in the way of the goddamn oil.
I'm with Joseph L. Selby, and I find a lot of peace in those sentiments.
The thing about this place you've found is the river. The river makes it. Not that it wouldn't be great without the river. But the river takes it to a whole new level.
Also, your comment about fucking the global south made me think of this XKCD strip.
See? Uncle Joe makes it all better.
Ah, yes, there's something comforting about being surrounded by stories of the black death, and Nazi Germany, and orphans in Industrial-Age London, and the Salem witch trials, and the Inquisition, and realizing that the human race hasn't yet managed to screw everything up totally! I have hope for tomorrow!
See? You found heaven and they welcomed you in! :)
(Were there cats?)
Yes, the evil that men do.
I would give you a hug except my arms don't seem to reach across the Atlantic and you'd probably chop them off anyway, so I'll just say thanks for the tour. Vicarious, maybe, but life-affirming.
OH, oh, oh.... What a place! If I ever get over the pond this will be on my "must be visited" list.
And glad to notice that The R. likes Neverending Story, too. Altough the film chopped around 60% of the book, they still managed to catch the essentials - like The Bookstore or The White Dragon.
One of my favorites bookstore here in Copenhagen is a used books store... It's located in a tiny alley midtown, in a building from 18th century. You have to go down several steps from the street to get in, and then the store just branches labyrith-like up-and-down inside the house.
Thank goodness they don't accept any plastic, cash only (which requires me to go via ATM and that's something I almost never remember), otherwise I'd spend more or less my whole salary there.
/PT
Oh that place looks so cool! Wonder if I can swing a roadtrip there sometime this summer.
OMG it's beautiful! Must go there ...
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