For today's rejection time, why don't you go and visit the charming T.H. Mafi, who was brave enough this week to attempt an interview with our person. Ah, the follies of youth! At this time, the Rejectionist wishes to magnanimously confer Official Fiancé/e Status upon this delightful young moppet, who on occasion makes us reconsider being such a hateful old crank, EVEN THOUGH SHE CENSORED US. Unicorn
s and rainbows, our fucking ass. Heh.
UPDATE: The Rejectionist also wishes to announce her formal engagement to Keith Popely, unless Keith Popely is already her fiancé/e and she has forgotten, which would be embarrassing, but in that case, um, well, Keith Popely is EXTRA her fiancé/e.