For When People Don't Get Your Totally Hilarious Gordon Lish Jokes

It's a holiday weekend! Maybe we will make up our own novel cover! Read an awesome essay that has nothing to do with publishing! Play a SWEET VALLEY HIGH DRINKING GAME YES REALLY! Or maybe we will have too many whiskies and send the STEPHENIE MEYER ENGAGEMENT RING TO ONE OF OUR LUCKY FIANCÉ/ES YOU KNOW WHO'S FIRST ON THE LIST ERIC!!!!!! You're welcome.