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Author-friend Lucy Woodhull made this us for us. We are, like, speechless with joy. You can make your own romance novel covers here, and we are just warning you now: this is for serious the most amazing website in the history of the universe and we are never going to read your submissions again because we will be spending eight hours a day for the rest of our working life taking pictures of ourself with Photobooth on the "Dent" setting and making romance novel covers IT EVEN MAKES A LITTLE PROMOTIONAL MONTAGE FOR YOU. LUCY WOODHULL, WE SALUTE YOU, DEAREST OF AUTHOR-FRIENDS.

Emily White said...

I love how she even found a picture of Gollum with a come hither stare. Awesome!

February 17, 2010 8:41 AM
Deep River said...

Well thank you so much for this handy web site. It will assist me greatly with the cover of my new novel, The Vampire Whisperer.

I've got the raw image here:
http://www.generalcomputing.com/willow/willow13.jpg

I'm on the left. As you can see from her expression, the famous literary assistant has just finished reading my manuscript. I think she likes it.

February 17, 2010 8:43 AM
writingyourfeelings said...

Thank you, Lucy! So easy to lovingly hate.

Nice title, Deep River.

February 17, 2010 8:45 AM
Emily White said...

I just went to the site! Seriously, you've got to love that 70's porn music.

February 17, 2010 8:47 AM
Laurel said...

Lucy, your price is now above rubies as far as I am concerned. That is an exceptional find. Thanks for sharing, Lucy and LeR!

February 17, 2010 8:51 AM
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February 17, 2010 9:27 AM
Thermocline said...

My miniature dachshund looks pretty hilarious on one of these covers. There are a lot of ways you can use "weiner" in a title for a romance novel.

February 17, 2010 9:28 AM
Claire Dawn said...

Aaaaargh! As if I need MORE reasons not to do what I'm paid to! Darn you Lucy! lol

February 17, 2010 9:31 AM
Lydia Sharp said...

Lucy, you're a bestseller now? Then maybe you can afford to restock the bon-bons, eh? ;)

February 17, 2010 9:44 AM
CKHB said...

I love the quote from "Steve." It's that kind of high-profile blurb that really moves a book, you know?

February 17, 2010 10:14 AM
Sarah said...

Ah! I am obsessed with this now. Thank you for bringing this into my life/decreasing my daily productivity!

February 17, 2010 10:48 AM
Lucy Woodhull said...

Oh. Emm. Gee! I feel the gay fairy werelove! You're welcome for the time waster, everyone. I was cackling and squeeing so when I found it, my husband quite thought I had gone nuts. And I'm such an everyday freak, that's saying something.

February 17, 2010 11:22 AM
ryan field said...

This was mean. I have work to do today...lol

February 17, 2010 11:45 AM
Ink said...

I'm very disappointed. I thought MOBY COCK was her next novel?

February 17, 2010 11:51 AM
Rebecca Knight said...

AHAHAHAHAHA! The expression on the woman's face is ... magical.

February 17, 2010 12:43 PM
Kimberly Kincaid said...

Oh, shut up! This is the best time-suck EVER in the history of EVER.

My ass will never leave my desk chair now. I mean it!

February 17, 2010 1:32 PM
Pamala Knight said...

As if I don't already waste enough time! This is awesome and I wonder if Lucy is now at the top of the fiance/es list?

Thanks!

February 17, 2010 2:37 PM
Jemi Fraser said...

Can't wait to check it out. Don't really need to work on those report cards I'm supposed to be doing... :)

February 17, 2010 8:21 PM
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