JESUS GOD IN HEAVEN KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY

Dear Bloomsbury,

Don't pee on our leg and tell us it's raining.

For reals,

Le R.

P.S. This is hilarious, though. And this is awesome, and we are very pleased someone has said it for us already, because JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE LET'S GET IT TOGETHER WE ARE GETTING A LITTLE TIRED OVER HERE, we are trying to WRITE A BOOK and it is VERY DISTRACTING when our fellow white people keep FUCKING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE.