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No, really. We are SO PLEASED WITH YOUR CONTEST ENTRIES PLEASE CONTINUE. We keep SHRIEKING WITH JOY!!!!! AUTHOR-FRIENDS!!!!

We were going to deliver another Nanowrimo inspirational tirade today, but we finished off a bottle of sake last night, after having a Top Secret Rendezvous with Industry Professionals, and today we are feeling like a NaNoWiNo. HA HA HA. Oh man, we have been sitting on that joke for WEEKS ALREADY.

We love you!

You know who we DON'T LOVE right now, though? The state of Maine Voters of Maine, if y'all were in our slush pile right now, we'd reject your asses to the next CENTURY. KNOCK IT OFF and QUIT BEING ASSHOLES.

lora96 said...

Dearest NaNoWiNo,

hilarious! just registered for NaNoWriMo last nite and have nearly 2K workds...it was that picture u posted of the cat which taunted me into participation.

and those contest entries are friggin cool!

Lora96
litdiva.blogspot.com

November 4, 2009 10:49 AM
Emily White said...

AHAHAHAHA!! NaNoWiNo! Priceless!

Thanks for the laugh, Rejectionist! :)

November 4, 2009 11:02 AM
Mary Witzl said...

First I've heard about the Maine decision. Sigh...

November 4, 2009 11:12 AM
Malia Sutton said...

I don't get Maine. Some of my best pretentious gay friends spend a fortune there every summer just to say they went to Maine. And now I'm sorry I set my last novel there. Ah well...

November 4, 2009 11:18 AM
Lucy Woodhull said...

Mayhap we should send the INDUSTRY part of your rendezvous-mates to visit the people of Maine.

Word verification: stapho
Stapho is a lesbian staph infection, and she is PISSED at you Maine!

November 4, 2009 11:32 AM
Loretta Ross said...

Ha. Iowa's more progressive than Maine is!

I'm looking for "look on the bright side"s to offer my gay and lesbian friends. How about:

"Look on the bright side. With gay marriage outlawed you get illicit liasons and the romance of forbidden love. With it legalized you get a 'ball-and-chain', complicated tax forms and an unemployed brother-in-law with a 'bad back' sleeping on your sofa for six years, drinking beer and hogging the remote while your S.O. says, 'but, honey, he's my brother'"?

November 4, 2009 11:58 AM
Ash. Elizabeth said...

NaNoWiNo. . .Lmao

November 4, 2009 12:39 PM
Jm Diaz said...

I totally did not see that happening in Maine. I thought for sure today the news would have been good... not the idiocy that I heard happened yesterday at the polls.

On the other hand, my Gay and Lesbian friends will never have to deal with the pain in the ass we know as divorce.

Trying to find the positive here...

November 4, 2009 12:48 PM
J.J. Bennett said...

Love it!!!!

November 4, 2009 1:52 PM
Matilda McCloud said...

Boycott Bar Harbor! Visit the Field of Dreams in the Great State of Iowa instead...

November 4, 2009 1:54 PM
Fleur Bradley said...

Maine should be kicked back to two centuries ago instead. Sigh. Pass the sake, please...

November 4, 2009 2:07 PM
Portuguese cunt said...

I signed up for NaNoWriMo this week.

As for this article about Maine; it sounds like if you're depressed about not being able to marry your same-sex partner, you can make yourself feel better simply by going down and getting some weed.

November 4, 2009 5:18 PM
Aspiring Nurse and Writer said...

I must live in a bubble (or perhaps Nova Scotia) because I have absolutely no idea what is going on in Maine. I am getting from the comments that there was some kind of vote on gay marriage?

November 5, 2009 7:51 AM
Aspiring Nurse and Writer said...

Okay, I googled and I am now in the loop. Not cool, Maine. Not cool. Land of the free, my ass, but hey, at least they can own guns.

November 5, 2009 8:01 AM
genna said...

hey, nearly half of us up here DID vote for gay marriage. it's really sad that so many people don't think of this as a civil rights issue. anyway, the entirety of the free world hating on us just adds insult to injury. =(

November 6, 2009 10:11 PM
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