YOU AMAZE US

No, really. We are SO PLEASED WITH YOUR CONTEST ENTRIES PLEASE CONTINUE. We keep SHRIEKING WITH JOY!!!!! AUTHOR-FRIENDS!!!!

We were going to deliver another Nanowrimo inspirational tirade today, but we finished off a bottle of sake last night, after having a Top Secret Rendezvous with Industry Professionals, and today we are feeling like a NaNoWiNo. HA HA HA. Oh man, we have been sitting on that joke for WEEKS ALREADY.

We love you!

You know who we DON'T LOVE right now, though? The state of Maine Voters of Maine, if y'all were in our slush pile right now, we'd reject your asses to the next CENTURY. KNOCK IT OFF and QUIT BEING ASSHOLES.