For today's dose of rejection, please investigate our scintillating article in this week's issue of The Stranger. Even longer sentences! bigger words! and NO CUSSING!!!
Have a very nice holiday, fellow Americans! Perhaps tomorrow everyone will take a moment to honor the memory of the countless indigenous inhabitants of the Americas who were (and continue to be) lied to, cheated, stolen from, forcibly relocated, murdered, and denied basic human rights so that we can sit around stuffing our faces with turkey and pretending we are celebrating family and not genocide. Just do it for us, please, okay? Okay. Thank you.
See you next week, Author-friends!