Special Guest Post: KARL BRINGS YOU TO GENIUS PLACE CAKELINGS
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
GOOD TODAY DELIGHTFUL LABORERS OF WORDING! THIS DELICIOUS REJECTIONIST CREATURE HAS COME TO SLEEPINESS! THUS KARL OFFERS MESSAGE TO YOU OF KARLNESS WONDER! KARL DOES NOT LOVE THIS ITEM OF SELF-DOUBT IN YOU, AUTHORLINGS! KARL WANTS GROWTH OF YOUR HEART TO BRILLIANCE NOVEL! HOW DOES KARL COME TO KARLNESS? NOT THROUGH IDEAS OF TIMIDITY, LITTLE ONES! THIS YEAR KARL TO PARIS SAYS, HOW MUST DIVINENESS ENTER? THROUGH MAGICAL BARNYARDS AND THE TROMPINGS IN PASTURES! LOOK TO KARL! LOOK TO THE BRIGHTNESS! FABULOUS IS EQUALING FEARLESS, AUTHORLINGS! WHEN KARL MAKES SPLENDOR, HE HOLDS NOT BACK FROM MAJESTY! DO NOT COME TO KARL WITH YOUR FEEBLE IMAGININGS! UNLEARN THIS STIFLING! LET LOOSE THE HEART FLIGHTINGS WITH BRAVENESS! IF KARL CAN MAKE FARMS IN THE GRAND PALAIS LITTLE PETLETS CAN MAKE A BOOK!
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That is truly the face of a man who has never known self-doubt. Teach us, Karl. TEACH US.
I didn't realize the BARBARELLA look was back in. Glad I kept my boots, leotard, and GIANT gun thing. I have a permit for that. HONEST.
Oh, look, it's Marie Antoinette's little friends playing "farm!"
(I've been making flower hair-clips for my girls; I'll have to try putting them on their shoes.)
Oh-Em-Gee Karl has never been to a real farm has he? Or rather he's never exited his super luxury car to do so. Those shoes & the hay have me in stitches of laughter.
Lydia Sharp- Thank you. I have been stuck for months not being able to remember the title of that movie- OMG -it was Barbarella. Yes, I am one of the few, the proud - the handful of people who sat through the complete running of Barbarella without taking any form of pharmaceuticals.
As for Karl- He's scary.
Karl looks like the kind of guy who knows how to throw a Hoedown.
I am off to channel my inner Karlness.
Lauri-
That movie is actually (slightly) before my time, but I had GREAT parents (my dad was a sci-fi buff, go figure).
Some kids watched Sesame Street. I watched BARBARELLA on videocassette taped off HBO. We also had the JANE FONDA WORKOUT. Same outfit (just replace the boots with slouchy pink leg warmers) and about the same amount of sex (have you SEEN some of those moves posing as exercises?).
...but it had better be a slim tome, authorlings, or Karl will mock it.
Brevity is the soul of wit, miss Lucy.
Forget it Lydia you can't touch me- I DID Jane Fonda aerobics YESTERDAY from the DVD in Botswana! I love how Jane always reminds me to rewind the tape. She's so 80s.
My 4-year-old just saw that picture of Karl and, no lie, said, "Oh, a skeleton!"
I don't know who KARL is. I feel like I just missed a great joke. >_<
Le R, I am STILL laughing over this. Your wit is a lion that devours my boredom. FEAST.
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