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Saturday, October 24, 2009
You know when you were going to spend the whole day working on your book but end up buying fake fur coats and looking at blogs hating on cute animals instead (this one is JUST FOR YOU, moonrat)? Oh well.
Hey New York? GUESS WHAT THE MIDNIGHT MOVIE AT THE SUNSHINE IS. Hmm? Hmm? It's fun to be a vampire, Author-friends!!! We'll see you there!!!
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Murder Capital of the World...
Hey-- I think I've found the secret to getting the most adoring (suck-up)followers. Put the word *FUCK* in as many places as you can and wait for the people to flock to your blog. Or call your blog SHITMYDADSAYS. Or call yourself Nathan Bransford. That last one will probably work the best. Did I mention that you should use as much profane language as possible? I mean, really profane works bet. Don't use "turd" when the word "Shit" will do. Get my drift?
I love the Lost Boys! Have fun.
I know how that works. I was going to spend the entire day working on my book but instead I made/sampled all sorts of pumpkin-y goodness (pumpkin apple oatmeal pancake, pumpkin curry soup and pumpkin pie). And I still have mounds of mashed pumpkin flesh in the fridge (it was a really, really big pumpkin) that will demand that I take more time away from my book.
Oh, and I spent time wandering through blogs, too.
I did, however, manage to squeeze a couple of pages from my lazy fingers...
Hope you enjoy the movie!
Christy-
I totally caught your (effing!) drift. Would you like to do a guest post on my blog? Seriously. Anytime.
Christy, f*ck yeah!
-- Love, Nathan Bransford
Rejectionist,
I am beginning to think we may be kindred spirits, for what is on my bookshelf? DRAGONLANCE, that's what! Oh, yeah baby. Half-elf me right in the dwarf spot.
I am watching the Lost Boys. Right now. Because of YOU.
Ah, B-Movie goodness...
You mean A FUCKING PLUS movie goodness, sir.
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