We are not heartless, we are really not, and we don't hate our job, and we don't hate writers, and we don't sit here rubbing our little hands together and cackling as we click "send" on the 104th form rejection of the week; we are a GOOD PERSON, swearz. But Jesus H, when you send us a query letter regarding your project which contains "14 stories 7 are XXX sexy.One outstanding lesbian love story of 10 pages called Giggles" it MAKES OUR HEAD BLOW UP. And then we can't say YES. To ANYONE.